The State of Jack Snow is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 29.984 billion Jack Snowians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, well-organized morass — prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Environment are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Jack Snowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,057 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,283 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory minature radios, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jack Snow's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jack Snow is ranked 4,572^nd in the world and 5^th in Seychelles for Largest Populations, with 30.0 billion capita.